Monday, July 14, 2008

FUN da "men" tal THEORIES !!

Hi folks,

this is an interesting content i wished i had written a long time back. Its one of my specialities, but still didn't think of writing it until one of my friends told me to..

I am good at making up theories about things around me, just for fun and humour, but sometimes these theories turn out to be real facts. so people started liking this stuff and i created many theories.

so, i thought of sharing some of these fun stuff with the world, so here it goes...

CAUTION or DISCLAIMER (whatever!!)

the following statements are purely coincidental and may or may not be true. so people dont go and file case against me in case u find it in anyway hurts you, especially females.
i apologize prior, in case anything bad gets written !!

and it applies to Guys, men, boys etc.. ONLY !!

THEORY 1

"Most Girls above the age of 21 are committed or worse married"

this is my most proved theory so far,it was created by me seeing plight of all my single friends
( males only!!) including me !! and i also did some research on it and it seems almost true worldwide.
but there are exceptions, which fall into 2 categories,

girls above 21, who are not committed are either

A. can never be committed or B. those who don't want to get committed.

as far as Case A goes. its bit sensitive. since am talking about the ones based on appearance and bad character. this case is purely a male brain work. females forgive me !!

but for case B, guys you cant help it. those girls are some tough nut to crack. they just wont fall in love easily, and you would have to be really true and confident in your love to get them reciprocate it, in case they do. your worth it man !!

so all single guys out there, am sorry to say this, but most girls are already taken , and this 21 is just a figurative age since 21 is adulthood. but nowadays things are changing and may be the age might lower down to 18 or even 15 !!

Anyways, All the Best.. all single males out there (unless you're gay!) Go get your girl !

P.S. Here's a good tip, try out to see if this theory is true or not. just look around the girls you know and count the girls who aren't committed. it should be less.



THEORY 2

" Girls seldom accept the fact that they are committed"

OK.. this is another almost true theory, a popular one too.

In my above theory i had said most girls are committed. but do most girls accept it. NO.. they surely wont, unless you know her boyfriend also. this is something weird. coz, girls are supposed to be conservative on the relationship aspect. but during my small research i did regarding this theory, i found that none of the girls accepted that they were committed.

the Reasons given by them for the above fact

1. they aren't sure where the relation is going, so being precautious.
2. unnecessary information to be told out. (weird, wouldn't it prevent guys from falling for them uselessly )
3. for sake of attention, coz a committed girl may be avoided by guys as another guy's property.
4. some girls think unless they are sure that they would get married with the guy its not commitment, so they pretend to be single, being in a relation !!

i am sure all the girls wouldn't accept the above theory, but they would definitely do the same when it comes to practical situations !!

so beware guys, make sure the girl isn't committed before you fall for her !!

P.S. check out this too.. try asking girls you know about their relation status, ( but don't act stupid , asking the girls whose relation status is already known to you !)


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